"I was on my porch drowning a rat in a bucket of water, when a van pulled into my driveway.... which was weird."

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woman 1: oh my god look at Christian's (my mentor's) desk

Woman 2: [laughs] I bet there's a nest in there!

So good. I kept it anonymous just for them, lol. 

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The title scares me, I must

The title scares me, I must say. But I like it nonetheless.
Sounds like you're having funfunfun in the sunsunsun (metaphorical sun that is, as there is so sun to speak of right now.)

AHAHAH okay I definitely spat

AHAHAH okay I definitely spat coffee everywhere when I read that title. Hahahhahaha ... oh David Sedaris. Keeping us looking insane in public.